Population | 6.133 billion |
Capital | New New New Montgomery |
Leader | William Williams |
Faith | Jesus |
Currency | Stepsister |
Animal | Fried Chicken |
The Holy Empire of New New New Alabama is a colossal, efficient nation, ruled by William Williams with an iron fist, and renowned for its ban on automobiles, digital currency, and devotion to social welfare. The hard-nosed, hard-working, cynical, humorless, devout population of 6.133 billion New New New Alabamans are kept under strict control by the oppressive government, which measures its success by the nation's GDP and refers to individual citizens as "human resources."
The medium-sized, corrupt, moralistic, well-organized government prioritizes Defense, although Law & Order, Healthcare, and Industry are also considered important, while Social Policy is ignored. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of New New New Montgomery. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 76.7%.
The frighteningly efficient New New New Alabaman economy, worth a remarkable 1,177 trillion Stepsisters a year, is broadly diversified and mostly comprised of black market activity, especially in Arms Manufacturing, Information Technology, Woodchip Exports, and Uranium Mining. State-owned companies are common. Average income is an impressive 191,924 Stepsisters, with the richest citizens earning 7.9 times as much as the poorest.
Construction of the Really Big Hadron Collider is underway, the dish 'poisson avec poison' is only available on the black market, the request to "give us our daily bread" can only be fulfilled six days out of seven, and common misteaks slip threw as the Issues Editing Team adds issues by the hundread (New New New Alabama has found 3 easter eggs). Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. New New New Alabama's national animal is the Fried Chicken, which is also the nation's favorite main course, and its national religion is Jesus.
New New New Alabama is ranked 273,496th in the world and 6,075th in The North Pacific for Most Cultured, scoring 55 on the Snufflebottom-Wiggendum Pentatonic Scale.
National Happenings
Most Recent Government Activity:
- : Following new legislation in New New New Alabama, common misteaks slip threw as the Issues Editing Team adds issues by the hundread (New New New Alabama has found 3 easter eggs).
- : New New New Alabama was endorsed by The Dominion of Tragesch Firwat.
- : New New New Alabama endorsed The Empire of Laurendon.
- : New New New Alabama was endorsed by The Empire of Laurendon.
- : New New New Alabama was endorsed by The Most Excellent Empire of Picairn.
- : New New New Alabama endorsed The Rogue Nation of Khoik.
- : Following new legislation in New New New Alabama, the request to "give us our daily bread" can only be fulfilled six days out of seven.
- : New New New Alabama voted for the World Assembly Resolution "Pre-Packaged Food Labels".
- : New New New Alabama was endorsed by The Rogue Nation of Khoik.
- : New New New Alabama endorsed The Democratic Republic of CyberEgypt.
World Assembly
Endorsements Received: 141 » The Confederate States of America, Chipoli, Laforeia, Aguaria Major, Gorundu, Bankowiata, Jeltronian WA Mission, Great Bights Mum, Atrito, Loutsland, Varisland, PlanetMercury, Shibutani, Corfad, Kwaj, Southern Moosetopia, Former English Colony, Advancia-Sizzletown, Radicaster, TheLandOfFunFunFun, The Rhein States, Dreadton, Koda-Land, Unshleepd, Russila, Catalis, Territorio di Nessuno, Northern-Kempia, Simone Republic, Siwale, Pallaith, Esperonia, North Bratislava, New Lakemba, Oannia, South Parter, Sil Dorsett, Nouvel Empire, Darkanistan, New-Ferytland, TamilPesum, New Atlantico, Marlducro, Kandorith, The Secret Society of Zimbabwae2, Kranostav, Frances Francis the First of France, Ishtimbine, IHateRights, Deliber, and 91 others.Wilkshire, Empy, Pinky Queen, Xagill, Wineclaw, Wolffoxia, Ijo, Workers Republic of Prestes Order, KAP03land, PotatoFarmers, Ovekisu, Great Ignesia, Notyoutopia, Bedsonya, Castle In Confidence, TyGerria, Saint-Dauphin, Bodhisva, Inclement Space, Tugupaw, Petronellania, Nationeer, The Scarborough Administration, DarkMondoria, CyberEgypt, Racoda, Jenha, Lionsroar, Sindoesia, Zelenaya Dolina, Votak Matim, Bardopia, Rex Republic, Kingdom of Time, Aerilia, Republiqueducroissant, Zandos, Neptunian Military Administration, Ethnon, Eurocom, Hyphen, Mystiquelle, Alogiada, Armonker, Western Justice, Federation of Vanguard, United Orange Valley States, Izern, Bagojo, Segesta, Illusia and Neverendia, Love Shack, Furballland, Small Venezia, Luminerra, Zerentopia, Arostica, McMasterdonia, Valiacorkit, Blyskalia, Kainin, Valentine Z, Fragrancia, Ayuzhhhhh, Ereena, Pribaltic Union, Barxa, Halsoni, Norwegian FOREST Cat, Germanic Cat, United Kahndaq, Texaska, Opis, The Jerichowan Country, Altivia, Nistriabar, Aoncarpa, Francois Isidore, Eralan, Vancricia, The New Oceanic States, Ubeland, Yaorozu, Suvarnavarta, Dillimore, Davidianian, PwRepublic, Khoik, Picairn, Laurendon, and Tragesch Firwat.